Taurus - April 2011 - Funny Horoscope

This month's money saving fashion tip for male Taurus is to shave only twice a week... enjoy that outdoorsy/sporty look of three day stubble. There is nobody who is not impressed with a hunkalicious Taurus; a Taurus with three day stubble added... well... there is seemingly no chin safe from your manly left hook.

This month's money saving tip for female Taurus is to buy more expensive hair products. This may sound counterintuitive but the expensive ones last longer because as you are a thrifty Taurus you force yourself to use less of them to save money.

Home made crepe paper Christmas decorations have never been better starred this month as the planets play with planet Earth's religions like they are a stuffed floppy doll.

This month your destiny lets its fingers do the talking in the 1980s Yellow Pages of existence.

 

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