Using everyday food items to defend yourself from ruffians, street fighters and pick pockets, has never been better starred. Saturn suggests a quick jabbing motion with a French baguette, a club over the head with a large pineapple and banana skins to slip them up (fruit fighting tip of the month: the eating part of a banana is just as slippery as the skin - use this knowledge wisely in your battles young warrior.)

Learning to feel happy when you don't is one of the secrets to a happy life. The other is to be a millionaire.

Juxtapose, gynecological and hippy-hippy shake are your lucky crossword answers this month.

This month your destiny is harboring a fugitive.