If you have ever fancied being shot from a cannon now seems to be the luckiest time to do it as Neptune tilts half a degree or so from the perpendicular. Ensure you wear a crash helmet from the moment you get out of your car.
Favor breast stroke over back stroke in any of your emergency swimming needs this month, particularly if you are being chased by murderous sharks as watching it coming really doesn't spur you on as much as you might think.
Your favorite baby YouTube video this month will be this one:
This month your destiny is inching its way along a suspended rope from yacht to yacht as if over piranha infested waters.