Aries - April 2011 - Funny Horoscope
"Hullabaloo" should be your preferred all encompassing event-word this month. Use it thus: "What's all this hullabaloo going on?" "I just love all this hullabalooing" and "You are invited to my hullabaloo: I've got a cask and nibbles, man."

Ignoring the details and going for the big picture this month is your best bet when dealing with stressful things and people until well into lunch time on the 28th of April. Map reading and specific co-ordinates should be avoided in preference to pointing generally in front and waving your finger in a circle.

Animals with big eyes should be avoided as they invariably have pointy claws which could, in the worst cases, grab you by the shoulder and carry you off screaming helplessly in the air on the 7th of the month.

This month your destiny is like a two for one offer for fresh vegetables with only one day left on the best before date and no time to eat both purchases before the best before date expires..


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