Aquarius - April 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Scaffolding, yachting and piano tuning are about to become lucky this month, as a desultory Uranus takes on career advice for all Aquarius until well into November.

Rock stars who wear heavy eyeglasses should continue to be your preferred head banging rock dance choice this month, especially if they wear trendy looking mullets in colorful but time faded pre YouTube videos.

Air saxophone, air guitar, but not air drums, are your lucky instrument in any impromptu 'piped' music in hotels or restaurants performance.

Pick pocketing your own children is your lucky barely legal activity for much of the month.

Your destiny wears the stains of the careless butcher.

 

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