Your buff Taurean physique you have successfully built up by avoiding eating pastries with cream in is about to be challenged this month with a pastry wielding Scorpio. Food fights are now inevitable between the two star signs and Scorpio will challenge Taurus from the 18th of the month onwards. Throw, but do not eat, to preserve your hard won abs.

Mid fives are your preferred greeting over high fives especially for short people, and those in wheel chairs.

As a lifelong Taurus you have an affinity to bulls. This month pay particular attention to the ones with bells around their necks.

This month your destiny wears the smile of the bemused drunk.