Asking for fast food whilst faking a stutter is your recreational activity of the month this September as your quest for a free meal continues. For best results use fast food chains with lots of Ms in their name and menu.

A top worn by JWOW is your Jersey Shore item of clothing of the month this month after a brief moment of Ronnie bare chested madness in the closing weeks of August.

Food fights involving baked goods, cream pies, and anything with custard in them, are perfectly starred this month. Initially challenge fellow Scorpios, but from the 18th of the month the planets will widen their influence to include Taurus into your bakery battles.

This month your destiny wants box 8 on Deal Or No Deal.