Sagittarius - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

"It's not you its me", "It's not my kids its yours" and "My dad could beat your dad up" are your preferred school playground phrases this month as school returns after the summer break.

Jokes involving Iraqis, Irish men in green hats and Cubans, will rely exclusively on timing this month and pretty much little else.

Drilling for oil continues to be problematic with the seismic charts offering a mixed message. Make sure your company is well funded and the major shareholders are on board before committing your company to any new multimillion dollar project.

Songs from The Sound of Music and Grease are your lucky musical numbers.

 

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