Pisces - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

'Honey I shrunk the kids' is set to be one of many phrases from the movies you will use this month. As is 'It's a long shot but it might just work', 'Show me the money' and 'Vanessa, you've got a lovely pair of jubblies.'

Sand storms are badly starred this month, as is driving over 100 mph in reverse whilst blindfolded.

Ill fitting shorts are your preferred clothing option if you have to choose between ill fitting shorts, badly fitting shirts and shoes two sizes too big.

This month your destiny couldn't change a light bulb for all the tea in China, coffee in Brazil and green in Greenland.

 

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