Libra - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Semi automatic weapons continue to be fraught with dangers until well into the third week of the month.

Your brilliant idea for a seventh season of Lost will fall on deaf ears once again.

Mimicry in both the voice and actions of people or animals are well starred this month, particularly really oafish or awkward moving individuals or those with a lisp.

Singing is as badly starred as ever for Libra. Sing only outside and where no others can hear you until you have mastered the auto tune software you are set to download on the 19th of the month.

This month your destiny needs a shave.

 

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