Leo - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Manicures, cuticles and nail varnish, are all naily type things better than averagely starred this month, as, too, are activities which look set to damage nails such as cementing pavements, chopping wood and slicing onions.

Yogi Bear is your lucky cartoon character from the Hanna Barbera stable this month.

Your charts indicate a puff pastry related incident around the 17th of the month which also involves a sausage.

Jupiter recommends pretending to be drunk to get yourself out of a difficult situation on the second Saturday of each month well into 2012.

Your destiny wears the trousers of a confident man who has never been denied.

 

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