Gemini - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Speeding, drunk driving and talking on your cell phone while driving like a possessed banshee, are all well starred this month on major and middle roads, but not the smaller country roads where farmers need you to stop and reverse in some game of Farmer Chicken the guy in the tractor has never lost.

Avoid any online quiz to see which James Bond girl you are as it may sound fun to start with but it just won't work out that way, trust the planets on this one.

Lie-ins until 9am look set fair this month at weekends or longer depending on your work situation or other factors which may include: broken leg, depression, recovery from prolonged projectile vomiting during demonic possession, or flu.

A Whole Lot Of Livin' To Do is your lucky Elvis Presley movies tune this month.

Your destiny is increasingly like one of the poorer Elvis movies.


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