`Capricorn - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Catching wasps by putting outside an old still jammy jam jar half filled with water and a hole in the top of the lid big enough for the wasps to go through into the watery sugary solution below, is your Saturn approved method of insect control this month.

In any hostage situation, ropes binding your hands and feet should be rubbed in the up and down motion on any jaggardy rock or brick until they break.

Wine will become one of your healthy eating five fruit and vegetables of the day on the 17th, for a 6 hour window.

This month your destiny shares a dream with Lindsay Lohan's parole officer.

 

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