Those torch type thingies that they light in movies where you set light to the top of a sturdy looking stick and it keeps burning for hours afterwards allowing you to investigate dark caves etc are about to become very well starred with only a 56% chance they either don't light in the first place, singe your eyebrows when they light violently for the first time, or go out after two minutes.

Eye glasses with no lenses that are worn just for their esthetic effect will be 3% less pretentious until the third Wednesday of the month.

Rescuing princesses from high towers is set to become increasingly well starred as the month progresses. Now is the time to show off your derring do for some planetary gift points later in the year.