Aries - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Animals with long hair, especially dogs and ponies, and people if their hair is tied up into a pony tail/bunches and sing folk music, are to be avoided for a good proportion of this month especially in public showers or swimming pools or if they are naked.

Truffles, trifles but not Francois Truffaut directed movies are well starred until dusk on the 19th of the month.

Chim chim cheree is your lucky Mary Popins song this month, including any dance with or without chimney sweep brushes on the long poles.

This month your destiny dances to the tune of the naughty architect.

 

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