Aquarius - September 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Crab is your lucky crustacean, swear word and reformatted fish shape this month.

Wandering aimlessly through your local village is well starred, especially if you wear a floppy yellow hat, on Thursdays.

Petting cats but not putting them in bins is well starred.

Auditioning for any television reality show is well starred between the hours of 9 and until the sun sets Wednesdays but only if you have a poignant story about you or a close member of your family, and your family are photogenic.

This month your destiny wears the shirt of a profession that also requires a matching hat.

 

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