Taurus - October 2010 - Funny Horoscope

All you can eat breakfasts (with no time limit) under $8.99 is your planet endorsed best dining option this month - the eggs and bacon are especially well starred if chewed whilst facing a north easterly direction.

Sit-ups and walking continue to be your preferred method of six pack abs preservation this month, as is not eating ten chocolate bars a day and then ten cream cakes washed down with another ten bars of chocolate while lying on your bed watching television for 15 hours a day.

Hollering is preferable to shouting until dusk on the 16th.

For a brief window on the 4th of October you will be free to ask for whom the bell tolls. It may be tolling for you, but you are feeling increasingly confident you will be able to deal with whatever it is that the tolling bell signals.


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