Your attempts to do that cool army thing where leaders give silent instructions to their troops on how to attack somewhere using signs on a single hand, are set to be beset by problems this month as Mars intervenes. Nobody in their sane mind could ever misconstrue single hand army signaling with sign language for deaf people, the trouble is you are about to encounter an insane ex army deaf person who is looking to make a point. Look for his weakness in the shin area and show no mercy.
Short, fuzzy haired, children's television characters are luckier than the rest this month, especially if they are the only cartoon character around to ask for directions when you get lost on the 8th.
This month your random carbon allowance is around 17.