Libra - October 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Jumping up and down (but mainly the up part), and fists waving in the air, are your preferred 'Jersey Shore' methods of dancing in clubs and getting the attention of the bartender, for most of the month.

Fishes in tropical tanks are near perfectly starred this month, particularly around sunset and feeding time.

Saturn supports you increasing your fees to any Chinese customers by 20%.

Harold is your lucky person and cat name beginning with the letter H for more times than not this month.

Put off any detailed financial decisions until you have read fully the contract, or wait until Neptune gives the all clear signal early next year.

 

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