'Soggy', 'dripping wet' and 'soaked to the skin', are your favored wetness euphemisms this month as your fitness regime reaches a new level, the central heating is set too high or there is a leak in the roof.

People with stethoscopes around their necks are not always doctors, as you will find out this month in a medical themed Halloween party that goes horribly wrong when someone asks if there is a doctor in the house.

This month your personal terror rating color is red.