Gemini - October 2010 - Funny Horoscope

'There Is Nothing Like A Dame', 'Secret Love' and 'The Deadwood Stage' are your lucky classic songs from musicals tunes this month, but only when you are dressed as a cowboy, or girl cow milker.

Gold continues to be your lucky precious metal. Lucky, too, are character watches where the hands point to the time, especially if they are of characters you have never heard of before and look like foreign farmers, or cows who look too pleased with themselves for their own good.

Beware tall or angry birds, especially at feeding time and particularly if you are in a position of undress.

Halloween costumes of brutal insane murderers are well starred.

 

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