Cancer - October 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Finger nails scratching down on black boards, people saying 'eeek eek eeek' in high pitched voices, and guinea pigs after being injected with a liquid that increases their squeaking volumes over three times the normal level, are all highly starred this month.

Heading north is better starred with an easterly bias during periods of light rain until well into the third week of the month.

Making pots using clay on wheels bought exclusively from home shopping channels on cable stations are particularly well starred this month as Jupiter pays tribute to Patrick Swayze, who is sadly missed.

Your Halloween costume should have (at least) a big hat, cat, and pointy shoes.

 

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