Aries - October 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Youtube videos involving cats (or kitteh's as the kids say today), are moderately well starred this month, especially on Thursdays. Also well starred are new season, still warm from the sheep, balls of wool when they become available from wool shops and knitting sections in supermarkets from around the 21st - prefer the pastel shades.

Gargling continues to be poorly starred especially with mouth washes. It's not the actual gargling that is the problem, it's the spitting out and the time of day you do it. You don't fully wake up until about 10am every morning and your gargling activities are pretty much normally around the 7am mark. Spitting into bathroom mirrors or windows is an ever present danger and more so than ever this month and until December.

Katy Perry continues to be badly starred especially if you are a quarterback and attend any of her concerts.


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