Aquarius - October 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Offering first aid, Heimlich maneuvers, or maybe just wearing a white coat, are your preferred medical assistance options whether asked for, needed, or not, this month... either on humans, or more likely on domestic pets, especially suitably restrained aggressive looking dogs, and cats with an attitude.

Running fast continues to have its advantages this month in any 'street survey request' incidents as Saturn is out to trip up those hostile to Aquarius until well into November.

Halloween costumes with black in them are particularly well starred but only up until 11 pm on the Saturday 30th October.

Beware porcelain in all of its forms.

 

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