Virgo - November 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Feeling the beat has never been better starred this month with even the most Dad-ish or late middle aged uncle-ish of Virgo men being able to dance like someone cool.

Sadness, crying, and maudlin songs are well starred. Multiple sclerosis will be your lucky disease this month.

Beware jokes about ginger haired people especially in any televised speeches you are due to give.

The crawl is your favored swimming stroke for most of the month.

Yemen continues to be your lucky terrorist infected country for more days than not this November.

Your destiny has the debit card but can't remember the pin number in the cash machine of life.

 

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