Watering plants, but not touching the soil with your fingers (or, indeed, any part of your body) are your preferred glasshouse activities this month.
This month your lucky piece of gym equipment are the 2kg pink dumbbells.
'Honesty is the best policy' is your phrase of the month even when dealing with people dressed like loan sharks of the 1960s or Huggy Bears of the 70s.
Urination continues to be your lucky bathroom activity until the middle of next month.
This month your destiny charges an exorbitant rate of interest.