Scorpio - November 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Russia continues to be your lucky country this month, crossword answer and sandwich related filling up until lunchtime on the 19th.

Turkey is about to become extremely unlucky for all Scorpio across the world. Bad luck, parking fines and charges of stalking are all in the stars for turkey abuse in all of its forms. As Thanksgiving approaches in the USA take precautions now to prevent any turkey passing your lips, your comfort is in peril.

Blue leather continues to be your preferred fetish gear.

Your destiny sits like a robin chirping happily in the tree of life.

 

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