Hairy backs are about to become fashionable again in a brief moment of 1970s flash back heaven/horror depending on your preferences.

A-sharp is your lucky musical note this month.

'Crocodile Rock', 'Candle in the Wind' but not 'I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues' are your lucky Elton John mega hits this month. Fighting on Saturday nights continues to be problematic until well into the new year.

Berets, rings of garlic round your shoulders whilst riding a bicycle, continue to be well starred in all countries apart from France this month.

Your destiny craves the sensual touch of a person who looks like but isn't Russell Brand.