Libra - November 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Dodgy looking hats that look like hair pieces are your covering-up-your-head-when-outside planetary endorsed method this month, for both the bald and the hairy alike.

Singing out of key is about to become acceptable in public performances for a brief period around the second weekend of the month up until Thanksgiving. Now could be your time to sing for an audience, seize the bad singing day!

Sunglasses worn inside will become offensively pretentious on the 18th and until the cock crows on the 20th of the month - expect 'comments' and withering looks particularly from 'gobby' Capricorns.

Dancing, singing, penguins are your preferred invisible friends this month.

 

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