Red, orange and yellow are your lucky flashing light colors this month, especially on Saturdays and when you have had over 2 glasses of wine - red or white but not rose/pink.
Arguments over business may only be resolved by stripping to the waist and slugging it out until one of you has a face that looks like a piece of meat.
Dinging glasses and plates with forks or spoons, to make beautiful dinning table music, is well starred this month even if Dad is still in a bad mood because of that incident with the car the night before.
Laughing outrageously will occur on a bus, train or taxi on the 18th after an off color reference to a turkey breast.
This month your destiny wears the cape and trunks of the competent well groomed super hero.