You forgot to change your clock back this month and have been running an hour behind but nobody has said anything. Is this because you have become an ogre and everyone is scared of you, you are unemployed and nobody cares, or the people you work with have a drug problem?

Scarves wrapped around your head in the Rambo style are luckily starred this month, as are armless tops even if it is getting a bit cold these days.

Your lucky exercise machine in the gym this month will be the bottom press.

Your destiny has a bone to pick with you.