Cancer - November 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Putting your left arm in is your Hokey Cokey, Okey Cokey, Hokey Pokey, Hokey Tokey, or Cokey Cokey move of the month this November; shaking it all about is set to be problematic until well into the New Year, with a wrist and ankle injury advisory in place for all Thursdays.

Blue stripy pajamas are your Saturn approved in-bed attire of the month; white shower caps with blue dolphins on your shower attire of the month (as long as the shower heat settings is only one click above medium) and driving gloves are your preferred in car hand coverings.

Attempts to upload a video to YouTube on the 6th of the month will go relatively well.

Your destiny wears the hairpiece of the pasty bald man who fears the strong gusty wind of embarrassment.


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