Virgo - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Yawns, loud sighs and slurping your tongue with your lips and saying 'num num' are all perfectly starred this month.

Singing, dancing and walking in the rain continue to be so-soly starred.

You will be tempted to go against ages old advice and attempt to teach an old dog a new trick. Saturn will decide if you are successful or not.

Greece is the last place on earth you should head towards in May.

This month your destiny has flu like symptoms but it isn't flu.

 

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