Taurus - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Wearing sunglasses inside is set to provide a moment of poser-introspection this month, especially if you are also playing a piano or saxophone or guitar at the time. The mixture of your Taurus buff good looks and an ability to play an instrument make you irresistibly attractive to everyone once again this month.

Fruits of all shapes sizes and colors are well starred.

London, Paris, but not Geneva, beckon now the Iceland volcanic clouds have succumbed to Jupiter's calming machinations.

This month your destiny wears the pants in the relationship.

 

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