Scorpio - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

A bird thrown head first at a window by the planet Saturn this month will set in train a miscellany of thoughts surrounding your own mortality which will ultimately lead to the discovery of the joys of poetry of the Dead Poets Society (carpe diem variety) or maybe just a really hairy picture of Robin Williams on Google...

Truffles, trifles and trans fatty acids continue to be highly starred, especially in high class dress up to the 9's parties, luncheons or power suppers.

A nice long walk along a beach, along a picturesque cliff or in a zoo or park are all 'ishly starred.

A dog is about to earn your respect in an exuberant running and jumping activity.

This month your destiny has the balls of the owner of a sports store.


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