Sagittarius - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Now may be the time to learn how to do one of those backwards summersaults from a standing on your feet to standing on your feet position. Sounds unlike you? That's because Jupiter has been stopping you even thinking about trying this cool exercise. Until now that is...

Double kisses on the cheek greetings like Russians do are very badly starred this month. Use your discretion, and hope Saturn has your back in any subsequent shootouts.

Sometimes it might seem like you are taking two steps backwards for each step forward. If you are actually taking two steps back every step forward then it might be a good idea to walk to where you want to go to backwards - you will get there faster.

This month your destiny is A+.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19