Dangers of being afflicted with Foreign Accent Syndrome are set to increase 5% for Pisces in English speaking countries this month: 10% chance of French accent, 6% German, 12% Spanish.
Mild to medium slanders of people you barely know will come back to haunt you this month, especially if a friend talks behind your back, or you have a radio mic on. Sucking it up is all you can do, really.
Performing a magic card trick may inspire others to look at you in a new magical light.
Despondency could improve by over 0.4% this month as Neptune intervenes.
Your destiny feels like the Greek economy at times.