Libra - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Ultimatums, threats with a time limit, or just vanilla spiteful insults, are all well starred this month as Uranus is piqued.

A speculative bid on Ebay is well starred around the 16th of the month as Jupiter transects the Apocalypse of Bargain.

An ongoing gang feud, neighbor from hell argument or a contretemps with a shelf stacker in a supermarket, indicates that your need for a period of quiet reflection is needed again once the initial storm has passed. Cushions, a hot drink and a really stupidly loyal pet will probably do the trick unless the pet has been kidnapped again.

Loud sighs are your preferred exhalation this month.

This month your destiny is unsure about something.

 

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