Leo - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

'Oi, you', 'Excuse me, Sir, but are you...?' and 'What are you looking at friend?' are the sort of spontaneous interjections you should expect from people you don't know this month, in meetings on the street, in car parks, or in darkened alleyways.

Your chart is particularly difficult to read this month, but seems to have something to do with some sort of winged Disney character? Does that make any sense to you? You know, sometimes we just channel the planets and what we get from them just makes no sense to us at all.

Moments of pure vitriol, the red anger they told you about in anger management courses the judge sent you on, are set to pepper the month with moments of counting slowly from 1 to 10.

This month your destiny is learning to whistle.

 

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