Capricorn - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Every single decision, no matter how seemingly trivial it may appear at the time this month, is potentially of pivotal import later on in the year, in the way small things sometimes make a big difference in a murder mystery television movie, particularly a Columbo. Beware butlers, magicians and anybody who befriends you out of the blue at the end of October just before the unmasking ceremony in the library.

'I intend to', 'If at all possible', and 'I'll pencil it in my diary' are your favored weasel phrases this month.

Saturn is determined to introduce an element of surprise this month especially when you least expect it.

This month your destiny is the same as for Sagittarius.

 

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