Aries - May 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Comedy bunnies / hippopotami / cheetahs and whales are 6.7% better starred than the real thing this month, especially on Tuesday's and Friday mornings.

Approaching from the east is a better strategy for most of the month especially at day break on the 9th in any military maneuver in Iraq or Afghanistan. Favor going up stairs rather than going down them if at all possible for 70% of the time.

Seminal moments are superbly starred this month in any red-lit situations, especially dawns and when tambourines are playing.

Moments of indecision could very well be aided by humming a favorite tune.

Your destiny will be delighted for most of the time.

 

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