March 2010 - Funny Horoscopes

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The 1985 Retro Television Award For Mocking Authority In A Sagittarius Horoscope, 2006

The Tom and Jerry Style Best Frying Pan Slammed Down On The Head In A Comedic Internet Only Horoscope, Sagittarius, January 2010

Weird And Wonderful Supernatural Dean And Sam Mystical Comedy Horoscope, Capricorn, March 2011

Most Popular Electronically Mistranslated Horoscope, English To French, Taurus and Sagittarius, June 2009

Hilarity In The Stars, Yellow Scatter Cushion, March 2009

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