Cruel laughter will continue to blight an otherwise so so month.

Your sleep pattern has finally returned back to its pre Paranormal Activity levels. Unfortunately, you are about to become aware that there is a sequel out soon. Now, the chances are that the sequel is going to be a load of old piffle... even so, bumps in the night are set to increase as Neptune and Saturn go all out to scare you.

'Ignominious' is your word of the month.

Be careful for whom you wish a good tasering on this month, for they may be wishing it back onto you...

This month your destiny sings Betchabygollywow like the Stylistics.