Your Olympian-ness is rarely doubted. You carry your accessories like you are perpetually off to some sort of sporting meet. That is just Taurus that is.

This month you could possibly have a Jerry Springer moment in the gym, or swimming pool. Tips include:

• a clothesline (copyright WWE) is not a real fighting move
• kick with the shin not the foot if you haven't got any shoes on
• punch with a clenched fist ( thumb on the outside) from the shoulder, not the elbow

Fishing, other than fishing for compliments, has never interested you. If you change your mind Haddock, Cod and Plaice are your lucky fish this month.

This month your destiny has the warm glow of a rerun of a well loved tv show, coupled with the excitement of a half hour of bloopers afterwards.