Scorpio - March 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Learning how to profit from a crisis is something on your 'To Do List' - normally you are too busy panicking, but not for much longer. A new breathing technique and a charting practice popular on Wall Street, is about to change your life into a potentially multimillion money making opportunity.

Culture: Saturn is keen to introduce you to Mozart this month. Listen carefully to new television adverts, in restaurants, in shopping malls, for the message and learn to not confuse Mozart's genius for that boring old goat Beethoven, and the over violin-ny Vivaldi.

What your life needs right now is more frogs. Neptune is on the case.

This month your destiny is about to get a documentary style voice over.

 

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