Libra - March 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Hippos with wide open mouths are about to become important in some business decision or other. Mud baths or splashing about in the water while exclaiming 'aaarrggh!' (in any volume) are all okishly starred, especially towards the middle of the month.

Safari hats, elephant guns, and vast open stretches of grassland are fantastically starred, especially on Saturdays.

This month, if asked, your favorite special superhero superpower should be the ability to clean the house/apartment with a wiggle of your nose, and not invisibility which has served you well so far this year.

Indecisiveness is about to be rewarded by a generous Jupiter.

This month your destiny is going on a picnic.

 

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