Ducking and diving, right hooking, looking exhausted as if you have just worked out for the last three hours solid, a crusty smell under your armpits which is crying out for anti perspirant, are all set to come under the influence of an energetic Venus this month.

Breaking kitchen utensils, particularly can openers and sieves, are highly starred for much of the month as Neptune continues to transect the Route Of Obama. On the brighter side, Saturn is determined to give you a 2% better than usual chance of getting a bargain on any online auction site with an e in the name. Beware local hardware stores after 3pm on Saturday afternoons.

That feeling you should be somewhere else is about to return to your mind around the 16th of the month.

This month your destiny is wary of the Mad Hatter, or, indeed, any crazy Johnny Depp character.