Cancer - March 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Gambling on the long odds - like the Lottery - speculating on the stock market with borrowed funds you can't afford to lose, and attempts at a back flip if you have never done it before, continue to be badly starred as Jupiter renews its pact with Saturn for another 100 million years.

Consequences resulting from an earlier infraction, a minor scuffle, or maybe just an over enthusiastic run into a shop during the sales a couple of months back, are starred in the lower third quartile this month, and are set to move to the middle third quartile in April.

A golfer, an ultimate fighter, or a cyclist wearing too small for him lycra shorts, will encourage you to consider your driving ability this month especially on streets beginning with a C and which rhyme with Parmesan, Roquefort or Cheddar.

This month your destiny has a twist you will not be expecting.


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