Virgo - June 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Tai chi, Yahtzee, Cluedo, but not Twister, are all well starred this month.

Dietary fibre (either the lack of it, or way too much of it) is about to provide moments of public embarrassment in some kind of Jackass inspired incident that also involves a wicker container.

An email from a Nigerian is about to invite you into a financial transaction that seems to offer much.

An argument involving a fish will take up much of your social time for a short while after a haddock supper on the 12th.

Tomato sauce will come in handy in any fake blood on your shirt stunts, as long as you don't have a dog that likes to lick at the tomato sauce in a give away way they don't with real blood.

This month your destiny is in need of a slamdown.


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