Cut off at the top of the arms t-shirts, vests, and I'm too sexy I can't be bothered to put on a shirt at all today, are your preferred methods of upper body attire, now that your buff Taurean physique is reaching its prime Summer levels of rippedness.

High fives and whelps are your preferred methods of bonding at the swimming pool, with playful slaps on the behind to be reserved only for those who will not misunderstand your intentions (as opposed to last month's slap everyone's rear you fancy advice which we accept now was a mistake).

Volleyball continues to be badly starred and this looks set to continue for much of the rest of the year. All-in-all the stars read badly for all beach sports (and sports you can do in just speedos) for a while to come. This has all the hallmarks of the worst Taurean beach sports crisis in history, be prepared for the worst.

This month your destiny has a child.